When I heard the story that two guys from Georgia had allegedly found Bigfoot, I didn’t take too much notice. However in the ensuing media scrum over its authenticity, I read this little nugget:
Bigfoot 96% Possum!
Apparently they submitted three DNA samples, one was inconclusive, one was human and the other was Possum. According to the men, their Sasquatch corpse was over 7′ tall and weighed 500 pounds.
After I had a little chuckle, I started thinking, “imagine what I could to with a seven foot tall Possum.” All sorts of ideas came to mind — huge fur throws or entire coordinating Possum outfits! I had to go and have a quiet cup of tea…
Anyway, for those of you who are interested this was our favourite little snippet from the US Daily News
They released a photo in July that shows what appears to be a cooler full of dirt mixed with some entrails and what look like some dentures on top for good measure.
The words ‘alien’ and ‘autopsy’ come to mind. I’m sure you’ll be on the edge of your seats, so I’ll keep you updated if any more breaking news comes to hand…